记着这个：Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women”
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.”
“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
“I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are”
“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.”
全部来自：Groucho Marx quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)